Rolling in my Buick

My top ten reasons to own and drive a Buick:

10. Almost power everything (this is actually humorous because it's all in slow motion for old people)
9. You can roll baby roll, like a thug with your seat back.
8. Virtually invisible to cops.
7. People trust people that drive Buicks.
6. Breaking the mold (everyone assumes that old people drive em')
5. Trunk space equivilant to a small pick-up (my whole family could sleep back there)
4. You get the chance to connect with elderly in your community (there's like a secret underground old person Buick club I think)
3. You could get in a collision with an armored truck and win.
2. Hood ornament is safe, no one wants to brag about their Buick hoodie they just ripped off.
1. It was free (thanks Grandma :))